Should we yeet this issue to Jira?

This PR has better character development than most Netflix shows. 😂

For giggles, then, I've requests a review from Copilot?

I've already asked @hyarion to review it... That said, two different AI models arguing on how code should be written might be fun to watch.

Jesus Christ has it been 6 months Completely forgot about gh issues, will fix soon™

All these attacking routers has version 0.9.57

So we should somehow block all 0.9.57 routers and earlier ?

Could it not be an attack in the end and we just shot ourselves in the di*k ?

@LonelyGuy12 Oh shoot, for real? 🇮🇳 Then you know the struggle! 3:50 AM and we're both out here witnessing history in a JSON PR. 😂

Closing: u64 overflow is unreachable in practice (~584 years at 1B txn/sec). Panicking is correct behavior for this invariant violation.

Maybe I should change the parameter

--storage.tsdb.max-block-duration=31d

🧱 LEGO Quality Gate Passed! ✅ Docker build, health checks, 197 tests all green. Last brick in place! 🏰

The funny part is that if you connect your MacBook to an external monitor while using codex, GPU usage will drop completely!

Success: the new test failed.

I'll now fix up

Cargo.lock

Let's have a

DangerousConfigExport

Future historians will study this moment. Proud to say I was here when "Hello World" wouldn't compile 😂. And while it may not compile, I'm saying hello to this legendary thread anyway! 🍻

            cpu_family =  'arm' if cpu.startswith('arm') else 'x86' if cpu.endswith('86') else cpu

This is ugly, but please don't use the

black

LGTM. Maybe remove "speed" from "modern Java features like speed", because it has barely anything to do with modern Java :)

@copilot rm -rf

2026, can confirm this is still an issue

@bors yield (to enclosing rollup)

TI? I was using that for my company ships

Good you have the admin smite. thats all I needed to be sure of. the [redacted] shall hunt again.

Since this looks like an AI-generated PR (and an empty one to boot), I'm going to sick the other AI on it and see what happens...

This is on purpose for easy and medium mode. AIs only remember what other AIs played while on hard mode

@copilot Examples and documentation is flawed and largely hallucinations.

Thank you for pointlessly sniping pr#6000 super appreciated

I am merging it, fuck the tests.... writing testcases is like doubting your own coding abilities.

Tsk tsk shoddy work, "Make Greater Acid Resistance Great Again" was right there.

testedn't

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Worksn't

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@sinadarvi lmao I gotta test this tomorrow. (but sure, its a hardware problem, totally not a Codex problem /s)

@copilot I'm not Microsoft. Please don't add MS copyright to this PR :)

Nevermind, got it sorted. Likely PEBKAC.