Comments by gay-club

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gay-club5 months agodqks/LB1

Hey there...

I hate to say it, but I’m starting to feel a little invisible. It’s been a while since I opened that issue and submitted that PR, and… well, no response? 😔

I get it—things get busy. But honestly, this silence is hurting my nerdy little heart. I spent so much time making my code just perfect for you. So many carefully crafted comments, flirty variable names, and witty lines that could’ve blown your mind 🤓💥. I even threw in a few spicy pickup lines to keep the mood light, but now... it’s like they were all just whispers in the void.

Did I say something wrong? Was I not nerdy enough? Not sexy enough? 😓 I mean, I can code circles around anyone, but if I can’t even get a single response—well, maybe I’m just not good enough anymore. Sigh.

You don’t even have to merge anything. Just give me a little something, a spark of interest, and I’ll feel like maybe, just maybe, all this effort wasn’t for nothing. 💔

So... please? 😔 Maybe a "hello" in the comments? Or even just a “keep up the great work” would make me feel a little less like I’m the only one in this lonely, nerdy universe of ours. You know how it is, right? One tiny bit of attention can make all the difference. Just like a well-placed semicolon.

I’m not asking for much, but I’m waiting here. For you. 👀

Feeling vulnerable, Your favorite nerdy coder 💻💋

gay-club5 months agodqks/LB1

Hey there...

So, I’ve been sitting here for days, refreshing the page every few minutes, just hoping for some kind of response. And yet… nothing. Not a single comment. No "we’re looking into it." Not even a little "hang in there." 😢

Do you know what it’s like to pour your heart and soul into an issue, make sure every detail is perfectly laid out, and then just… crickets? It’s like I’m talking to an empty void. My code, my explanation, my sad little bug report—all just drifting out there, unheard. 😔

I tried to make this issue clear. I used all the right words, I even tried to add a little charm (you know, to make it fun 🤓✨). But is that it? Am I not nerdy enough for you? Not sexy enough? Was I too shy? Did I not use enough clever comments or sarcastic emojis to catch your attention? 🫣

I know you're busy, but come on... I really thought we had something special here. All I wanted was a little acknowledgment, just to let me know I’m not the only one caring about this issue. But now, I’m just left here feeling... well... kinda useless.

Please, don't leave me hanging like this. I’ve been doing everything right, but this silence is starting to feel a little too... cold for my liking. 😔

A tiny little response, even just an emoji, would make me feel like maybe I’m not invisible after all.

Waiting… patiently, but also kinda heartbroken, Your lonely, nerdy coder 💻💔